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I'd Rather Be Embalming Someone | Unisex Tri-Blend Crew Tee

I'd Rather Be Embalming Someone | Unisex Tri-Blend Crew Tee

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Step into the macabre world of the mortuary with our "I'd Rather Be Embalming Someone" T-Shirt! This darkly enchanting tee beckons to those who embrace the peculiar and the offbeat with its bold gothic-style font.

Crafted for those who find fascination in the morbid, this collector's edition tee speaks directly to the aficionado of mortuary science and the enthusiast of the macabre. Each detail, from the brooding font choice to the subtle nod to embalming, celebrates the artistry of the mortician's craft.

Made from a premium blend of polyester, combed ringspun cotton, and rayon, this tee ensures unparalleled comfort as you boldly display your passion in style. Whether you're a seasoned mortician, an aspiring embalmer, or simply someone with a morbid sense of humor, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.

On the back of the shirt, proudly displayed, is the "Last Responders Embalmers Club" crest—a mark of camaraderie for those who dedicate themselves to the solemn duty of preparing the departed for their final journey. This crest serves as a badge of honor for members of this unique fraternity, showcasing their commitment to professionalism and reverence in their work.

Available in a range of sizes to fit every mortuary maven, this tee is perfect for wearing to mortuary conventions, as a cheeky conversation starter, or simply for everyday wear. Embrace your love for the macabre and add a touch of morbid charm to your wardrobe with our "I'd Rather Be Embalming Someone" T-Shirt.


- Bold gothic-style font for a darkly enchanting look

- Premium blend of polyester, combed ringspun cotton, and rayon for maximum comfort

- Durable print that's built to last

- "Last Responders Embalmers Club" crest on the back, showcasing your membership in this unique fraternity

- Available in various sizes to fit all embalming enthusiasts

- Ideal for wearing to mortuary events, as a conversation starter, or for everyday wear


Embrace your fascination with the art of embalming—grab your "I'd Rather Be Embalming Someone" T-Shirt today and make a statement that's both chilling and chic.

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Width, in 18.23 19.76 21.26 22.76 24.75
Heigth, in 27.48 28.50 29.49 30.47 31.50



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